My exit was no laughing matter, wrenched as I was from the shores of a superpower. When I was called to the capital I knew that I was headed for much smaller quarters than my Manhattan office, a stall, a room smack-dab in the middle of a massacre.


Musings from one dead bird

People, per say, are the starch in the hamburger.
A book will break your back, but I’m writing this as a giraffe so it’s like you’re not reading anything,
Like the Irish, I can really draw out a minus, and something, is the worst thing that can happen to literature.
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Claudio Gaudio is the Toronto-based author of the new novel Texas.