My exit was no laughing matter, wrenched as I was from the shores of a superpower. When I was called to the capital I knew that I was headed for much smaller quarters than my Manhattan office, a stall, a room smack-dab in the middle of a massacre.


Musings from one dead bird

How many African Rhinos does it take to fill your tank with petroleum? Answer: All of them
There is no threat unless we agree, and then it’s just like shooting fish in a barrel.
I’m Italian by birth, but that ended immediately.
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Claudio Gaudio is the Toronto-based author of the new novel Texas.